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  • Advanced Distractions Dow 50K Burning Files T-Shirt & Hoodie - Unisex T-ShirtAdvanced Distractions Dow 50K Burning Files T-Shirt & Hoodie - Unisex Hoodie
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    Advanced Distractions Dow 50K Burning Files T-Shirt & Hoodie

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    The Magic of Misdirection Look over here at the Dow 50,000! Don’t look at the inevitable glitches or the delayed accountability. This is the perfect gear for the politically cynical who appreciate the art of the cover-up. Wear it to show you understand exactly how the political magic trick works: top-tick the market to hide…

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  • My First Market Crash Dumpster Fire Retro T-Shirt & Hoodie - Unisex T-ShirtMy First Market Crash Dumpster Fire Retro T-Shirt & Hoodie - Unisex Hoodie
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    My First Market Crash Dumpster Fire Retro T-Shirt & Hoodie

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    Riding the Bondi Top Some call it a market correction; we call it the inevitable result of political deflections. This piece captures the pure schadenfreude of watching the “Dow 50,000” brag turn into a spectacular dumpster fire. Perfect for the finance-literate cynic who knows that when the political elite tell you to relax, it’s time…

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