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  • Caring For Your Dumpster Fire The Dow Is Over 50,000 T-Shirt & Hoodie - Unisex T-ShirtCaring For Your Dumpster Fire The Dow Is Over 50,000 T-Shirt & Hoodie - Unisex Hoodie
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    Caring For Your Dumpster Fire The Dow Is Over 50,000 T-Shirt & Hoodie

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    Investing in Irony Welcome to the latest installment of our Life Skills Series: surviving the Bondi Top. When the political elites try to deflect from systemic corruption by top-ticking the market, the only rational response is to mock the hubris. This design is a badge of honor for those who track the glitches in the…

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  • My First Glitch Dow 50K Retro Satire T-Shirt & Hoodie - Unisex T-ShirtMy First Glitch Dow 50K Retro Satire T-Shirt & Hoodie - Unisex Hoodie
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    My First Glitch Dow 50K Retro Satire T-Shirt & Hoodie

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    The Matrix is Glitching Celebrate the greatest stock market sell signal of the decade. When politicians start bragging about your 401(k) instead of doing their jobs, you know the simulation is glitching. This “My First Glitch” design captures the exact moment the Bondi Top was called, immortalizing the political hubris that aged like milk. Design…

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  • The World of Economics Everyone Relax The Dow Is Over 50,000 T-Shirt & Hoodie - Unisex T-ShirtThe World of Economics Everyone Relax The Dow Is Over 50,000 T-Shirt & Hoodie - Unisex Hoodie
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    The World of Economics Everyone Relax The Dow Is Over 50,000 T-Shirt & Hoodie

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    Economics 101: The Bondi Top Class is in session, and today’s lesson is on how politicians manage to top-tick the market with spectacular precision. When they yell about the Dow to deflect from doing their jobs, it’s the ultimate sell signal. This design is for the finance-literate internet warriors who watched the arrogance age like…

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