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Advanced Distractions Dow 50K Burning Files T-Shirt & Hoodie
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The Magic of Misdirection
Look over here at the Dow 50,000! Don’t look at the inevitable glitches or the delayed accountability. This is the perfect gear for the politically cynical who appreciate the art of the cover-up. Wear it to show you understand exactly how the political magic trick works: top-tick the market to hide the dumpster fire.
Design Details
Framed as a “Hobbies & Games” illustration, a retro boy dressed in a magician’s cape and top hat proudly holds up a glowing sign reading “DOW 50K!”. Meanwhile, his other hand casually drops a folder marked “FILES” into a blazing metal trash can. The bottom text reads “ADVANCED DISTRACTIONS” in bold, vintage typography, highlighting the absurdity of political smoke screens.
| Style | Unisex Hoodie, Unisex T-Shirt |
|---|---|
| size | S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL |
| color | Dark Heather, Navy, White, Black |
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