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Everyone Relax The Dow Is Over 50,000 Skeleton Shredding T-Shirt & Hoodie
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The Ultimate Deflection
Everyone relax, right? When the powers that be try to bury the Epstein files by shouting about your 401(k), you know you’ve witnessed the ultimate political top-tick. This design immortalizes the moment the simulation glitched, perfectly capturing the dark humor of watching forced optimism collide with a spectacular crash.
Design Details
A darkly comedic retro illustration featuring a smiling, mustached office worker giving a double thumbs-up while his computer monitor bursts into flames, displaying a plummeting stock chart. In the background, a skeleton in a suit is actively shredding a folder marked “FILES”. The layout is framed by the text “THE DOW IS OVER 50,000!” at the top and “EVERYONE RELAX” at the bottom.
| Style | Unisex Hoodie, Unisex T-Shirt |
|---|---|
| size | S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL |
| color | Dark Heather, Navy, White, Black |
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