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The Nightly Glitch Epstein Files Retro Humor T-Shirt & Hoodie
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Distractions and Delays
Why talk about accountability when you can talk about the stock market? This design is an underground nod to the real stories being buried. When the Epstein files get delayed by “inevitable glitches,” it’s clear the system is working exactly as intended. Wear this to signal you see right through the political smoke and mirrors.
Design Details
Presented as a retro “PET CARE & MAINTENANCE” guide, the graphic features a smiling boy feeding a stack of documents labeled “EPSTEIN FILES” to a happily devouring, horned monster dog. A newspaper on the floor displays a crashing stock chart. The phrase “THE NIGHTLY GLITCH” sits at the bottom, perfectly capturing the absurdity of recent political excuses.
| Style | Unisex Hoodie, Unisex T-Shirt |
|---|---|
| size | S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL |
| color | Dark Heather, Navy, White, Black |
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